Look, I am aware it's so very pretentious to brag about knowing a band or a celebrity before they were famous, normally the pop culture equivalent of "who's dick is bigger" wouldn't hold much interest for me. But I can't help it: I knew who Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi was before he was famous. The same exact thing happened with Osama Bin Laden after 9/11. Sure before 9/11 Osama would answer all the letters I sent him, but after he became a house hold name I never heard from him again. What a star struck, stuck up, diva.
People who have followed Al-Zarqawi's work will remember his various hillarious videos, especially the bloopers . By dying Al-Zarqawi has essentially comitted the terrorist equivalent of "selling out", not only is he famous but supposedly he is now rich in heaven and getting plenty of virgin pussy. Won't his soul be surprised when it finds out that it isn't actually getting anything but pain and misery for all of eternity because he didn't practice the one and only true religion religion: Scientology. Praise Xenu. Praise Hubbard.
Week old topical humor aside, I've been all over the state of Florida this week. I was in Sarasota last weekend with Nikkita, Poe, Seandave, and Lauren, and was in Gainesville Tuesday with Seandave, Jeff, Lauren, Maia, Graham, and Dan. Brief synopsis of Sarasota: Dixie, booze, Apples to Apples, and should animals be used for science? My answer is still yes but I'd rather read Sandman than get involved. Brief synopsis of Gainesville: Graham's 21 now, beer, ds pictochat is essentially an insult contest with 3rd grade illustrations, smash bros, Satchell's can't get Seandave a sweet tea to save their lives, and floors are uncomfortable. There may or may not be pics from these outings. Also both trips and company were, as the kids on the streets might say, most excellent.
How am I you say? Meh, I would like someone to fucking hire me. I'd like a few other things too, but I will be content with my lot until I have the chance to better it. Otherwise I'm pretty good. I'd say the glass is 70% full, but sometimes it feels as though it's 30% empty. As is the case when white, suburbanite scum have to much time on their hands. Feel lucky I have no musical talent, I might start a pop punk band or perhaps an emo band! Gasp!
I'm so zany.
If you could have any of those "Wanna Fanta" girls, which one would you bang?
People who have followed Al-Zarqawi's work will remember his various hillarious videos, especially the bloopers . By dying Al-Zarqawi has essentially comitted the terrorist equivalent of "selling out", not only is he famous but supposedly he is now rich in heaven and getting plenty of virgin pussy. Won't his soul be surprised when it finds out that it isn't actually getting anything but pain and misery for all of eternity because he didn't practice the one and only true religion religion: Scientology. Praise Xenu. Praise Hubbard.
Week old topical humor aside, I've been all over the state of Florida this week. I was in Sarasota last weekend with Nikkita, Poe, Seandave, and Lauren, and was in Gainesville Tuesday with Seandave, Jeff, Lauren, Maia, Graham, and Dan. Brief synopsis of Sarasota: Dixie, booze, Apples to Apples, and should animals be used for science? My answer is still yes but I'd rather read Sandman than get involved. Brief synopsis of Gainesville: Graham's 21 now, beer, ds pictochat is essentially an insult contest with 3rd grade illustrations, smash bros, Satchell's can't get Seandave a sweet tea to save their lives, and floors are uncomfortable. There may or may not be pics from these outings. Also both trips and company were, as the kids on the streets might say, most excellent.
How am I you say? Meh, I would like someone to fucking hire me. I'd like a few other things too, but I will be content with my lot until I have the chance to better it. Otherwise I'm pretty good. I'd say the glass is 70% full, but sometimes it feels as though it's 30% empty. As is the case when white, suburbanite scum have to much time on their hands. Feel lucky I have no musical talent, I might start a pop punk band or perhaps an emo band! Gasp!
I'm so zany.
If you could have any of those "Wanna Fanta" girls, which one would you bang?
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nikoli20:
hahahahahapussyclone
adria:
Ha ha ha, I'm not one of those Nine Inch Nail fans who would be antagonized by that. I liked the cover too.