so yeah.. I've got a lot on my mind.. guess I'll update my journal for the third time in the last day and a half... this is really verbose... forgive me....
Sex, Lies and The Internet
yeah... so I was reading a thread about on-line dating and got to thinking about this.. I just ended a long term relationshit. What you're about to read will a) explain why I told her to get the fuck out of my house and b) substantiate my claim that some people are just out and out liars when they're talking to people on line...... I suppose if the lies get them what they are looking for (attention??) then maybe they can be justified
The following is part of a log file that I found on my computer one day... Doesn't really matter why I read it. It was my computer.. I had recently caught her in a shitload of lies... I had my reasons.... TriciaSlingshot would be my Ex GF... +Rob+ is some jackass that she met on the Screeching Weasal message board years ago, and apparently at different times in her life has had lots of cybersex with.. (this came out in the ensuing break up)... anyhow... I will pepper this with my own color comentary... the quoted part in italics, my comentary in bold...
Tricia Slingshot: i'm inbetween two different jobs at the moment, and the rain is the only reason i'm gluing myself ot the comp, i just have a feeling i'm ont going to get ANYTHIGN done this next week and a half....
Tricia Slingshot: yeah....
+Rob+: ha
+Rob+: where do you work?
+Rob+: doing what I mean?
+Rob+: it's been raining here also
Tricia Slingshot: i'm the multimedia manager at a borders bookstore.....and i'm transfering to the downtown borders because their multia media manager just became a GM at a store in louisville
+Rob+: Kentucky?
Tricia Slingshot: yeah
The Truth: She quit her job at Border's.. she was a cashier...
Tricia Slingshot: i had to move my drum set from the basement to the kitchen. there is now 3 feet of water down there......
+Rob+: oh nasty
Tricia Slingshot: i don't have a car, just public transportaiton, so if i want to leave the house, i either have to walk in the rain or wait in the rain.....i spent all day yesterday completely soaked through and freezing cold. don't plan on doing the same today.
+Rob+: ha, I could drive you around in my car!
Tricia Slingshot: well come on up, boy! i'm starving and lunch has passed my by!!
+Rob+: Taco Bell?
Tricia Slingshot: hahahaha
Tricia Slingshot: uh....sure!
The Truth: Not a drummer.. I am, though.. and during this storm, there was about an inch of water at the deepest point in my basement... no gear had to be moved... this lie was just a setup for the next few lies
+Rob+: so are you in a band?
Tricia Slingshot: a few
+Rob+: how is that going?
Tricia Slingshot: drummers are like laptobs in indiana
Tricia Slingshot: sort of okay i guess.....i had to take some tiem off a few months ago though....i'm just now starting to get as good as i was, hadn't practiced in nearly 2 months
+Rob+: heh
+Rob+: and how good are you?
Tricia Slingshot: haha
+Rob+: on a scale of 1 to best
Tricia Slingshot: best
+Rob+: awesome!
Tricia Slingshot: haha, nah i dunno. i'm better at playing drums than i was at skateboarding........and i'm sure that doesn't tell you anything either. i'm better at druming than giving hand jobs, but not as good as giving blowjobs
+Rob+: that doesn't tell me much either
+Rob+: especially since we havn't messed around in years
WooHoo!! Getting steamy here... once again, she's not a drummer.. not in any bands..... she gives pretty horrible handjobs, but I'm sure they're better than her drumming.. and yeah.. she does give good head.. used to be bulemic.. no gag reflex anymore...
Tricia Slingshot: ooooh i love cello the most
+Rob+: cello = me!
+Rob+: how flattering!
Tricia Slingshot: (l)
+Rob+: ha
+Rob+: what does your boyfriend play?
+Rob+: (x)you(z)me!
+Rob+: ({)(}) = US!
Tricia Slingshot: hahaha
Tricia Slingshot: my boyfriend ALSO plays drums, much better and for longer than i have....well not to mention he's 13 years older than me so he's done a LOT longer than i have
Tricia Slingshot: he taught me, and he got me into my first band
+Rob+: dang!
+Rob+: he's old
Tricia Slingshot: ha yeah. how old are you?
+Rob+: 25
Tricia Slingshot: oh yeah he's still old to you too
+Rob+: you are like 23?
Tricia Slingshot: exactly
+Rob+: cool
Tricia Slingshot: (Link: http://www.punkrocknight.com/Gallery/20020616/dls/061602,dls,012.jpg )
+Rob+: is that your boyfriend?
+Rob+: he looks kind of fem
Tricia Slingshot: ha
+Rob+: ;l)
+Rob+: are those tat's/
+Rob+: ?
Tricia Slingshot: yeah
+Rob+: dang dude!
Tricia Slingshot: what?
+Rob+: they look large
Tricia Slingshot: haha
Tricia Slingshot: well they were expensive...
Tricia Slingshot: so i'm guessing they're gonna be big after i paid for them
Blah fucking blah... the picture isn't of her.. it's of one of my good friends.. she used to play drums for this kick ass band here in Indy.. she is a new mother now so I don't see her much... she (my ex) has two or three shitty tattoos that she either a) did herself or b) were done for free..
+Rob+: I guess he'll be fine until we can finally be together
Tricia Slingshot: well, i've been waiting long enough!
well.. with any luck, she's on her way to whatever part of the country this dude lives in because she's not here anymore....
Sex, Lies and The Internet
yeah... so I was reading a thread about on-line dating and got to thinking about this.. I just ended a long term relationshit. What you're about to read will a) explain why I told her to get the fuck out of my house and b) substantiate my claim that some people are just out and out liars when they're talking to people on line...... I suppose if the lies get them what they are looking for (attention??) then maybe they can be justified
The following is part of a log file that I found on my computer one day... Doesn't really matter why I read it. It was my computer.. I had recently caught her in a shitload of lies... I had my reasons.... TriciaSlingshot would be my Ex GF... +Rob+ is some jackass that she met on the Screeching Weasal message board years ago, and apparently at different times in her life has had lots of cybersex with.. (this came out in the ensuing break up)... anyhow... I will pepper this with my own color comentary... the quoted part in italics, my comentary in bold...
Tricia Slingshot: i'm inbetween two different jobs at the moment, and the rain is the only reason i'm gluing myself ot the comp, i just have a feeling i'm ont going to get ANYTHIGN done this next week and a half....
Tricia Slingshot: yeah....
+Rob+: ha
+Rob+: where do you work?
+Rob+: doing what I mean?
+Rob+: it's been raining here also
Tricia Slingshot: i'm the multimedia manager at a borders bookstore.....and i'm transfering to the downtown borders because their multia media manager just became a GM at a store in louisville
+Rob+: Kentucky?
Tricia Slingshot: yeah
The Truth: She quit her job at Border's.. she was a cashier...
Tricia Slingshot: i had to move my drum set from the basement to the kitchen. there is now 3 feet of water down there......
+Rob+: oh nasty
Tricia Slingshot: i don't have a car, just public transportaiton, so if i want to leave the house, i either have to walk in the rain or wait in the rain.....i spent all day yesterday completely soaked through and freezing cold. don't plan on doing the same today.
+Rob+: ha, I could drive you around in my car!
Tricia Slingshot: well come on up, boy! i'm starving and lunch has passed my by!!
+Rob+: Taco Bell?
Tricia Slingshot: hahahaha
Tricia Slingshot: uh....sure!
The Truth: Not a drummer.. I am, though.. and during this storm, there was about an inch of water at the deepest point in my basement... no gear had to be moved... this lie was just a setup for the next few lies
+Rob+: so are you in a band?
Tricia Slingshot: a few
+Rob+: how is that going?
Tricia Slingshot: drummers are like laptobs in indiana
Tricia Slingshot: sort of okay i guess.....i had to take some tiem off a few months ago though....i'm just now starting to get as good as i was, hadn't practiced in nearly 2 months
+Rob+: heh
+Rob+: and how good are you?
Tricia Slingshot: haha
+Rob+: on a scale of 1 to best
Tricia Slingshot: best
+Rob+: awesome!
Tricia Slingshot: haha, nah i dunno. i'm better at playing drums than i was at skateboarding........and i'm sure that doesn't tell you anything either. i'm better at druming than giving hand jobs, but not as good as giving blowjobs
+Rob+: that doesn't tell me much either
+Rob+: especially since we havn't messed around in years
WooHoo!! Getting steamy here... once again, she's not a drummer.. not in any bands..... she gives pretty horrible handjobs, but I'm sure they're better than her drumming.. and yeah.. she does give good head.. used to be bulemic.. no gag reflex anymore...
Tricia Slingshot: ooooh i love cello the most
+Rob+: cello = me!
+Rob+: how flattering!
Tricia Slingshot: (l)
+Rob+: ha
+Rob+: what does your boyfriend play?
+Rob+: (x)you(z)me!
+Rob+: ({)(}) = US!
Tricia Slingshot: hahaha
Tricia Slingshot: my boyfriend ALSO plays drums, much better and for longer than i have....well not to mention he's 13 years older than me so he's done a LOT longer than i have
Tricia Slingshot: he taught me, and he got me into my first band
+Rob+: dang!
+Rob+: he's old
Tricia Slingshot: ha yeah. how old are you?
+Rob+: 25
Tricia Slingshot: oh yeah he's still old to you too
+Rob+: you are like 23?
Tricia Slingshot: exactly
+Rob+: cool
Tricia Slingshot: (Link: http://www.punkrocknight.com/Gallery/20020616/dls/061602,dls,012.jpg )
+Rob+: is that your boyfriend?
+Rob+: he looks kind of fem
Tricia Slingshot: ha
+Rob+: ;l)
+Rob+: are those tat's/
+Rob+: ?
Tricia Slingshot: yeah
+Rob+: dang dude!
Tricia Slingshot: what?
+Rob+: they look large
Tricia Slingshot: haha
Tricia Slingshot: well they were expensive...
Tricia Slingshot: so i'm guessing they're gonna be big after i paid for them
Blah fucking blah... the picture isn't of her.. it's of one of my good friends.. she used to play drums for this kick ass band here in Indy.. she is a new mother now so I don't see her much... she (my ex) has two or three shitty tattoos that she either a) did herself or b) were done for free..
+Rob+: I guess he'll be fine until we can finally be together
Tricia Slingshot: well, i've been waiting long enough!
well.. with any luck, she's on her way to whatever part of the country this dude lives in because she's not here anymore....
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have you seen the suicidegirls stickers in the melody? that's my work.
so here's an e-mail I got from the +rob+ dude
Hey dude,
That's some pretty good stuff. I hope you didn't take it all so seriously.
Anyhow, if she told you that we ever had cybersex then that was a lie. I'm
sure you already knew that though. We did however 'meet' years ago in
a chat room on www.screechingweasel.com Let me know if there is anything else you are interested in.
Rob
blah.. shoulda figured the whole "I had so much cybersex with this guy that I needed therapy for it" was a lie, too... I just don't get it
[Edited on Nov 11, 2003 10:34AM]