So as you can probably tell from other posts, I just went paintballing for the first time. It was pretty fun, except for getting shot, but shit happens. Though it was outdoors, I was dressed in homemade "urban camo" (white collar shirt, blue tie, blue jeans). Yeah, I know that they saw me a mile away, but suprisingly, few people hit me, probably cause I'm so fucking good at everything.
5 Kills, 2 Deaths, 10 Games, 1020 rounds fired.
They would have been better stats if the other team didnt cheat like whores, but, whatever.
On the down side, I managed to fuck up my knees while running through a foot of mud, multiplied by being shot in the knees and legs a few times, which equals the need for a case of the King of Beers to help dull down the pain.
Hey, paintball is Hell.
5 Kills, 2 Deaths, 10 Games, 1020 rounds fired.
They would have been better stats if the other team didnt cheat like whores, but, whatever.
On the down side, I managed to fuck up my knees while running through a foot of mud, multiplied by being shot in the knees and legs a few times, which equals the need for a case of the King of Beers to help dull down the pain.
Hey, paintball is Hell.
meow:
I've never went paintballing, however I watched an episode of Cheaters where a guy got pissed at the cameramen and started shooting them with paint balls. It was hilarious.
