Anyone ever try online dating? I've been trying it for some time, and my question to you all is this: Is it just me, or are there a shit load of maniacs out there? 10%-20% of all of the women that I see on there are what I would consider "Normal", with the remainder falling into one of these categories:
1. Uneducated. Sorry, I like broads with brains.
2. Workout Fiends who run every marathon, lift every day, and follow that whole "my body is a temple" mantra. Hey, my body is a temple as well, but all of the priests are drunks.
3. Religious Fanatics who go to church every other hour and only want to date people of a certain, specific faith. I've got no problem with God, and he's pretty cool and all, but I've other things to accomplish and not a lot of time to do them in. I'm pretty sure he'll understand.
4. Cubs Cutters: the Chicago Cubs are not just a baseball team, their a cult. It's scary to see how many people are obsessed with them. I swear, if Harry Carey would have called for a mass suicide during the 7th inning stretch during his last game, half of the city would be dead. Which is ok by me.
And for the record, I am 0-1 with this internet shit.
"A pessimest thinks that all women are bad. An optimest hope that they are."
-Chauncy Depew
1. Uneducated. Sorry, I like broads with brains.
2. Workout Fiends who run every marathon, lift every day, and follow that whole "my body is a temple" mantra. Hey, my body is a temple as well, but all of the priests are drunks.
3. Religious Fanatics who go to church every other hour and only want to date people of a certain, specific faith. I've got no problem with God, and he's pretty cool and all, but I've other things to accomplish and not a lot of time to do them in. I'm pretty sure he'll understand.
4. Cubs Cutters: the Chicago Cubs are not just a baseball team, their a cult. It's scary to see how many people are obsessed with them. I swear, if Harry Carey would have called for a mass suicide during the 7th inning stretch during his last game, half of the city would be dead. Which is ok by me.
And for the record, I am 0-1 with this internet shit.
"A pessimest thinks that all women are bad. An optimest hope that they are."
-Chauncy Depew
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meow:
Oh yeah, Easter... doesn't jesus turn into a rabbit and shit out colored eggs or something?
corpse81:
most ...no wait...ALL of the guys ive dated from the internet have turned out to be dicks. i think it has something to do with not being able to go out in the world and comunicate like a normal person. not sure. but its bad news.