pottsie

not enough people trick on little kids trick or treating. what the point of giving the option "trick or treat" if no ones there with a hose and a pack of eggs? there's none i tell ya. they should just say: "i'm dressed up, my mum is waiting for me, give me some goddammed candy you degenerate." when i was a kid about one in ten of the house's we visited had a teenager with a supersoaker and cartoon of free range.

i wish i had the courage to hand out cigerettes. that would be funny. here you go little johnny, here's a lighter too. maybe now you won't be running around outside our place with you noisy sister every saturday fucking morning. that'd be sweet.