postmodernsleaze

i must type this fast my hands are freeeeeezing!! my dad's such a cheap ass all of a sudden so we can hardly run the heater. it's terribly frustrating. i have a space heater for my room but i'm in the office which is way far and i'm lazy.
so i will make me some apple cinammon tea--- be right back!


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okay i am better now--- my teeth have stopped chattering. i also grabbed my chargers beanie which by the way i won't even go into my ranting and raving as far as them fuckface dolphins are concerned


so this weekend i went downtown 2 this pretty lame club. but please hear me out-- i was going 2 keep my good friend company because it was 4 her work get together. she ended up making out w/ this persian dude all night but i had plans of my own. wat plans would that be u ask? 2 act like a total whore and get free drinks. my friend cory called me when we were pre-drinking so he ended up meeting me down there. that was splendid cuz i was definitley horny. it was super wierd tho, he opened up alot about lotsa different shit and was being all sweet and shit. this was even before he was waisted. i can't figure him out 4 the life of me.
whatever.

so today i felt shitty as hell and i had promised my little sister i would take her dress shopping. she is going 2 orlando 4 her pageant shit and needed a cocktail typea dress. so the mall is where we headed. i cheated and parked int he expectant mother parking spot. so we didn't have 2 walk but 20 feet 2 the entrance. that rocked. anyway we ended up getting her a kick ass dress at macy's that was adorable!!! and the best part was i got one 2!! the same one! i am gonna wear it on new years. it's fucking hot! it's black and white polka dots, halter, a red bow and red tule underneath. so so so cute.

then we got the last of my x-mas shopping done. i was just so burnt out i feel like i should crash right now. but i won't--- i can never sleep on command.

i've been getting really cute/pervy e-mails from my friend clark, check this shit out:

okay i'm testing out this new font, its pretty fucking off the chains...
i dunno i'm fucked up. i just walked most of the way across town with a bottle of crown royal. i wish you were awake right now so i could have you make me laugh.
you're fucking hot as the mojave desert adriana, a blazing hot ass of hotness...oh yes. its that hot
ouch
bye hotness

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is that not the funniest thing ever!!!? i want him here he is my bestest buddy.
okay well this is dumb. hope all is good w/ u guys