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Friday Sep 01, 2006

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I desperately want to see a fake commercial for croutons based on this song. Hopefully it would be nothing but white people smiling and eating steaks with a tiny salad with slow motion crouton application. That would be a great opposite to these lyrics...based on Good Times...

Croutons
Any time you need some spicin'
Croutons
Bringin' greens to eat with bread
Croutons
What a spicy way to bulk up

Makin' a salad, keepin' it re-al

Pepperidge Farms is on order
Pepperidge Farms is the plan

Spicin' up the salad
Croutons
Makin' salad dinner
Croutons
Garlic and Oreg'no
Croutons
Chargin' up the bagged stuff
Croutons

Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Croutons

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