Today, one of the grossest things that has ever happened to me happened. I had a large, half-dollar sized blister on the back of my heel. It was full of pink-tinged pus, and was leaking slightly at the top. I was sitting on a bench, hunched over, poking at it. Since there was a small hole at the top, I decided to put pressure on it to get the pus out. I pushed on it with my thumb but it didn't ooze. So I put a bunch of pressure on it, and it popped like a zit, squirting straight up from the tiny hole on top, coating my face and shirt with pus. I had to change my clothes and wash my face, since a girlie friend of mine was on the way over.
So, that now eeks out the time I got so drunk at First Avenue that I viciously shit myself on the walk back home.
My life is wierd...I need a hug...
So, that now eeks out the time I got so drunk at First Avenue that I viciously shit myself on the walk back home.
My life is wierd...I need a hug...