postmark_jensen

I just noticed that I'm close to being deep, so I just want to take a moment and say, with no poetry and no irony and no cheekiness, that I like jiggly boobs.

And, again, with no irony or cheekiness, I use my poetry skills to dispell any lingering thoughts of my greatness, the way an asshat blows away the smoke from around your face by belching forcefully in it.

Oh jiggly jiggly nippled and soft
I try to ply my eyes away
but whoops you caught me watch the sway
of jiggly friend 'neath sweater's cloth

And no! Again I'm busted bad
while we both spoke of business shit
I heard all what you said yet it
Seems like my boob-dar makes you mad.

Well, honestly, I guess I should
have stopped when you did up your blouse
but like boob-cheese draws a boob-mouse
I saw and ment'ly stored it good

Oh hey, I sure would like to be
a man who holds a job but see
if that means I can't just be me
then what goods all that jiggly?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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praise the lord and pass the bottle...