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Wednesday Mar 22, 2006

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WRITE A NEW JOKE EVERY DAY!!!

Today's attempt in Second Life with Onio:

You: Now, I will make up a new joke! Not good, just new!
OPM: oh no
You: Gimme a noun
You: and a verb
You: and no I do not have madlips here
OPM: spoon, perturb
OPM: madlips! lol
You: A spoon walks down the street. A fork walks up to the spoon and says "Hey, spoon, why do you look so perturbed?" The spoon replies "my pimp is working me too hard". The fork asks "why does he work you so?" The spoon replies...
OPM: uh oh
You: "Every new john, he asks which ho he wants, and every one says "I'll take this poon!"
OPM: lmao
You: THERE!
You shout: THANK YOU
kleio:
*snerk* Well, I've heard worse. Thanks for the comments on the pics. The cat-noise pic was totally an accident. =P
Mar 22, 2006

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