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postmark_jensen

Minneapolis

Member Since 2005

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Tuesday Feb 14, 2006

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Do you read my journal? Leave a comment.

I just wonder who reads this. I have been surprised, so please keep surprising me.

Speaking of surprising, I just ate my foot! I didn't think I could do it, but there you go! Surprise! All gone!

I need someone to come over and help me clean my apartment. Not that it is dirty, it is just a fucking disaster area. Geek + no job = yech. I just want someone to challenge my packrat sensibilities. I'll buy the beer. Or vodka. Always got some of that on tap.
onio:
i offered to come over so hush. and i quit reading because you quit posting 8P bok
Feb 22, 2006

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