postmark_jensen

Wagon Watch: Day 1, 2, 0

I slit the sheets the sheets I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit.

I forked the duck, then ducked the fork,
for fifty ducking dorks were forked,
then for the dorks I flicked a fork,
the dorks ducked flicking forks of course.
For forty shorts for ducking forks,
she shipped slit shorts for dorks of course,
but shipped slit shorts for dorks who horked
slit shorts and forks but shrilled "cohorts,
she slit said shorts for shredded sheets
shall fill dorks animosity,
for dorks who duck forks shall bequeath
a love for slit sheets and booty."

Love Mark!

*EDIT* Now in MONO!
Slit sheets