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Merry Christmas! I'll stab you in the throat if you don't wish me a happy merry whatever back, catfish?

Spent the holidays at home. I'm not a big fan of family, although I bet I'll cry when they die. I just hope that the crying doesn't keep me from making a hasty getaway after I kill them.

I'm low on vodka and high on life. Oh wait. My bad, it's actually the other way around.

Tonight, the apartment manager stopped by asking for rent. I threw her off the back deck. Ever seen a super fly?

HAHAHAHAHAHA haha ha ha aaaa I'm tanked.

James Randi is a dick.

Hello Cincinatti! We love you! (cheering crowd).

Good band names:
Hornfucker
That Satanic Part
Stanley (not good, but seriously...it's cool!)
Blood Fuckers
Channeling Bob
I'll Fuck You In The Eye
Dead Dogs And Why I Killed Them
Mangle Rock
What The Fuck Is This In My Poop?
I Ate Your Socks
Chinatown
You 0, Me 1
Mine
How I Fucked Your Mom
Tasty Fat Man
Let Us Pray...Then Kill
Why She Bled On My Sofa
Today I Make You A Hole
Smacktastic
Let's Eat Diarhea!
Drunk, Disorderly, And I Fucked Your Infant
Death to Stephanie!
Beheaded, Wet, And Ready For a Neck-fucking
That Wasn't My Cock
Laugh And Japan Cums On An Anchorwoman
The Challanging Vagina

Oh man...I'm fucked up. Gotta go now. Have fun and please spay or kill your pet.

-Chaka Khan