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postmark_jensen

Minneapolis

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Saturday Dec 24, 2005

Dec 23, 2005
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Ever notice that the background of SG is a bunch of queer-colored driedels?

SG has made war on santamas.

I'll tell you all later (whoever reads this) about how, no shit, I am responsible for the war on christmas. I'm not fucking with you either. It was an accident, but fuck xmas anyway.

Again, I'm serious, *I* started the war on christmas in 1994. Me and the lefty liberal baby killing fucks at public radio, who were drunk enough on the blood of aborted fetuses to listen to my suggestions.

Good night and god bless!

-Mark

PS: I gotta pee

PPS: I just farted, but nothing else came out, so I'm really happy!

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