so i had to go to a conference this morning with one of my staff members. she will now be referenced from this point on as stupid bitch cunt girl...except that i think that that may be to much of a compliment.
so my boss and i sat there and listened to this girl who ranted and raved for a fucking hour and a half about how, i, as a boss do absolutely nothing or perhaps nothing right. and she continued to rant, and most of it made absolutely no sense.
i mean really..it didnt. even being constructive or objective, as perhaps i may not be because i think the girl is stupid, but my boss, who does not take sides, had no idea what the fuck the girl was complaining about except that we both recognized that she was trying to draw attention away from herself,
due to the fact that she absolutely does not do her job.....
anyways..so we are sitting there trying to listen to her, cause i am her boss, and thats what i am supposed to do, came to the realization that there really was no point. so sitting in the conference room of my office building with her annoying voice in the background i found myself thinking about this morning when my girlfriend came in to wake me up with breakfast, and when i looked around to find my morning cigerrette
finding sex toys laying everywhere, and then realizing that i am sore in all the right places, and then hearing my girltoy tell me that when i get home from my stupid meeting with stupid girl that she is going to give me the best fucking head that i have ever gotten.
so basically i sat there thinking about what i was going to do to my toy when i got home while stupid girl kept going and going and going.
and just in case someone doesnt think she is stupid, i will tell you the outcome of the stupid waste of time meeting. my boss gave her the choice of either moving departments (which means houses, since i run a mental health house) or giving it thirty days....if in the thirty days she fucks up, which she most
inevitably will because she is stupid and doesnt do her job, she will get fired.
she chose the 30 days. and see, i will give her the benifit of the doubt, perhaps she will change, but considering that i have EVERY staff member complaining about her, my consumers parents complaining about her, (my consumers would im sure but they are nonverbal).....i just dont see how ANYONE can change that much, considering
she spent an hour and half, complaining that she does nothing wrong, and everything right, even though my boss and i interjected every few minutes to explain what the issues and concerns are.
and see....maybe she could do a good job....maybe she can. i am an optimistic person or at least try to be....but i run a pretty hard house....my consumers are low-functioning and need ALOT of attention and care.
and she just doesnt cut it.
we will see. maybe she will surprise me.
but honestly i didnt care....and dont care...cause i knew....at that meeting without a doubt that no matter how stressful my job can be, no matter how much homework , or fucking papers my teachers give me....no matter what shite hits the fan and when and where....
there is always going to be good head.
so my boss and i sat there and listened to this girl who ranted and raved for a fucking hour and a half about how, i, as a boss do absolutely nothing or perhaps nothing right. and she continued to rant, and most of it made absolutely no sense.
i mean really..it didnt. even being constructive or objective, as perhaps i may not be because i think the girl is stupid, but my boss, who does not take sides, had no idea what the fuck the girl was complaining about except that we both recognized that she was trying to draw attention away from herself,
due to the fact that she absolutely does not do her job.....
anyways..so we are sitting there trying to listen to her, cause i am her boss, and thats what i am supposed to do, came to the realization that there really was no point. so sitting in the conference room of my office building with her annoying voice in the background i found myself thinking about this morning when my girlfriend came in to wake me up with breakfast, and when i looked around to find my morning cigerrette
finding sex toys laying everywhere, and then realizing that i am sore in all the right places, and then hearing my girltoy tell me that when i get home from my stupid meeting with stupid girl that she is going to give me the best fucking head that i have ever gotten.
so basically i sat there thinking about what i was going to do to my toy when i got home while stupid girl kept going and going and going.
and just in case someone doesnt think she is stupid, i will tell you the outcome of the stupid waste of time meeting. my boss gave her the choice of either moving departments (which means houses, since i run a mental health house) or giving it thirty days....if in the thirty days she fucks up, which she most
inevitably will because she is stupid and doesnt do her job, she will get fired.
she chose the 30 days. and see, i will give her the benifit of the doubt, perhaps she will change, but considering that i have EVERY staff member complaining about her, my consumers parents complaining about her, (my consumers would im sure but they are nonverbal).....i just dont see how ANYONE can change that much, considering
she spent an hour and half, complaining that she does nothing wrong, and everything right, even though my boss and i interjected every few minutes to explain what the issues and concerns are.
and see....maybe she could do a good job....maybe she can. i am an optimistic person or at least try to be....but i run a pretty hard house....my consumers are low-functioning and need ALOT of attention and care.
and she just doesnt cut it.
we will see. maybe she will surprise me.
but honestly i didnt care....and dont care...cause i knew....at that meeting without a doubt that no matter how stressful my job can be, no matter how much homework , or fucking papers my teachers give me....no matter what shite hits the fan and when and where....
there is always going to be good head.
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bad head tends to put a microscope on what's wrong in the universe.
i have faith.
That is sooo cool. There is not a meeting that I have ever been in that would not have been made better by knowing I was going to get good head when I got home.
I bet that cute little smile drove that girl crazy. No wonder she ranted and raved for 1.5 hours. There was no way on earth she could shake your cool. The more she ranted, the more you daydreamed, and the more you smiled. HaHaHa!
What you and your boss did was VERY nice! You can sleep easy knowing you gave her every chance. Yup, she will mess up. Try to make sure someone else is also a witness when it happens.
I also try to be an optomist. Maybe she will change. Time will tell, of course.
Take care!!!
Have a great weekend....gotta travel myself and won't be back until late Tues.