posh

i live in the shire at the moment. frodo and sam are so getting it on in an adjacent cottage. i'd post pictures of my own little hobbiton, but you know, effort and the like ...

instead, i will give you a photo of my lovely new vest from last night. but later. visit sloane's journal for some jesus action. i will treasure my 99 cent jesus picture forever. not to mention my colouring book of disfigured pets. mobprod makes an excellent 99 cent store shopping partner. a shame he could not buy the 50 cent beer he was lusting for. given that he was born in 1993 and all.

i've changed my name to natasha veronica minotaur. i am a mormon. that eats muppets. and is not impressed by octopus tattoos. nor lox. scopitone is such a bad influence on me.

flux is quality. the suicide squadron will rule all. though, we require more former cheerleader sgs. thus far it is just myself, flux and sloane. the old cheerleading days were fun. i was a flyer. being tossed up into the air was my thing. wee.

the shire is too bloody hot today.

my birthday is june 4th. which is soon. huzzah! we are having a party in the shire. an old hollywood themed party because of the history of this place. rudolph valentino was evicted from my apartment for having kinky habits. charlie chaplin lived in the apartment overlooking the courtyard. i think it will be a fantastic party full of dressing up. we've picked the 20s, 30s and 40s as our eras. good times.

i fucking love this vest:



and burt reynolds.