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this entry is dedicated to my new american eagle super low rise jeans. thank you, size 0s, for fitting me better than any other jean ever.

whoever came up with the term teledildonics need to be banned from writing and speaking.

i don't have much to say. these past few days have been incredibly dull. all i have been doing is reading. which, i mean, is good and all, but there's only so much reading one can do in a day. i finished half of pattern recognition yesterday alone. very good book, by the way. i went to chapters and bought alva and irva, and geek love on friday. i expect to read the first one this week, and save geek love for the plane. there is only a week left before i leave! i seriously wish time would zip by quickly. unfortunately, it is just crawling for me. i suppose the anticipation will only make it all better?

i went grocery shopping today and bought a pineapple for the first time ever. it was an exciting time for me. clearly. in the cab on the way home, the driver began questioning soy milk consumption. he said he tells everyone not to drink it. because it is very unhealthy. he said to check out nexus magazine. right. his credibility disintegrated. and i guzzled a skull goblet of mocha soy milk with my chick'n burger. mmm tasty.

i can now put my hair in pigtails. and it may look absurd. however, i will continue to do so.

playing warcraft at the moment. i picked up a baby orc! aww. i have a kid! at first, i wanted to kill him a bit. maybe eat him. i even tried making him jump off a roof. alas, he took the stairs back down. now i am full of love for my little carlos. he makes a lovely pet. since i haven't been able to afford a kitten or a bunny. i shared wisdom with him. next to a piggy. and i have holes in my cheeks. damn troll tusks!