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Thursday Oct 06, 2005

Oct 6, 2005
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Tom Cruise and the End of Days

I had a dream last night, that tom cruise was teaching classes as a guise to brainwash me into becoming a scientologist, so i didnt show up to class anymore..and he started chasing me!

I really fear and dislike tom cruise now, i used to love him when he made films with hardcore gay undertones (Top Gun) or mixed a drink like a fuckin pro (cocktail) but now, if i saw him on the street i would run the other way, or stab him in the neck..just so we wouldnt have to endure his mad plan to impregnate katie holmes with alien sperm and take over the world. ARRR!!!


Now im going to go watch my new purchase The Criterion dvd of The Man Who Fell to Earth!

xox
bashster:
tom cruise and that katie holmes make me wanna puke!.Sickly cute give me a pammy and tommy lee everyday of the week!.
Hows it going porty you minx!.
Oct 6, 2005

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