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Tuesday Apr 11, 2006

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Well, my day sucked. mad
I got to work today and within 30 minutes I was pissed off and bleeding. I was tossing a drunk out of the bar and he sucker slapped me in the nose and then ran away. He didn't have enough courtesy to actually punch me or even to stick around and let me smack him back. I'm a big guy. I don't chase anyone.
He hit me in just the right spot on the nose too because it gushed. I had blood all over my face, arms and clothes. Even worse then that, no camera to get any good pics of it.
I then had to spend the next 10 hours at work looking like a psycho in my blood stained clothes. At least my shirt was black so it didn't show up that well.
Oh well. That's the life of a bouncer I guess. Just wish I could have gotten one hit in.
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sunshine:
I slipped on ice outside of my friends hottub and got a black eye about a month or so ago, and everywhere i went with my husband (he's sleeved out and a pretty big guy)...people were whispering, pointing and staring at us like he beats me. he felt like a psycho too wink
Apr 13, 2006
cookie101x:
about the snakey: i was thinking of a ball python, and a really nice one, but not too huge..and while rats are cute, they dont fit with the ideas i have for pics..and my old friend's rat used to pee everywhere it went, and that doesnt sound too fun on me..heh. and yeah, my boyfriend's band is called "the ugly fat kids", what a dumb name, but they like it. oh yeah, and sorry to hear about your nose.ouch
Apr 14, 2006

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