porkmaster5000

haha that picture is almost as awesome as the one in your profile!

ummm...yeah, the distorted head...not so hot

why would they want midget brains...wouldn't ya want a cyclops or perhaps a sasquatch?

it was me, shera, nixon, stormy, reagan, ravenisis and pearl. i was in old school burlesque, did a pixies solo, played mr. blonde, and was in the 'lollipop' number...eugene was the place that was sort of like an auditorium and there were only about 50 people there, including children... right? eh? maybe it was the red hair that threw you off

wait...nevermind, you must have seen the first tour with snow, siren, shera, tegan, violet and brandy (no nixon). duh...

haha your profile pic is hi-larious! yeah, i actually voted for the piss sluts

... porkmaster....


aaaaaaahahaha.