poppystrike

I look like SUCH a geek in my glasses. It's awesome. What added to my comedy dweeb appearence was the fact that I let out the loudest gaffaw-type laugh in the cinema at a joke that wasn't even that funny and no-one else was laughing at. Imagine an excorsist-style outburst and you've got the idea.



Mmm. Just gulped the last mouthful of my tea with honey. Um. I ate a fiorentina pizza at Pizza Express courtesy of Kristoph. We went to the comic shop, where I spent more money than I have but less than I could have done. We went to Adult World Birmingham and laughed at the pervy business men looking at gay porn. And also at the 'life-like vaginas'. Hahaha. Then was a less-seedy trip to the Hustler store where mr Chris bought a *#@+?!* and I bought a teeny bit of water-based lube. It was only 1.25 cause it was such a small amount. I also smelled this "watermelon" stuff and it was fucking disgusting. I'd rather smell like moudly ass than that crap. Haha - we went to Costas. Anyone from Brum will know exactly what i'm talking about. There was this guy that sat next to us and asked Chris if his hat looked gay. It did, but when mr Chris replied using the word 'splendid' my heart sank. I envisioned a face-breaking episode. Then he asked who the weed dealer was. Then proceeded to go around asking everyone, but some people didn't even get it in question format. He was just walking up to people and saying 'draw'. Haha, that'll teach you to force me into places I avoid for a good reason Kristoph!

Oh and I bought the 15th anniversary PS2 version of Street Fighter (Meelee!). I lived on that game as a small spritelet. So off I go to play.

"You're like a son to me. More-so." Genius xXx