I apologise profusely for my unexplained abscence. After Cinderella's birthday bash I had 4 hours sleep, and then had to go to see BCFC play WBA away and it was cold and we were shit. Then I got the train to Bristol which which took 3 hours instead of 1 and a 1/2. Met the ever soft-headed Devoured_By_Envy in the Hatchet and walked in the cold to see Kristoph's band play - This is where my string of three lucky events started. There were two guys on the door. One stamping, one taking money. The stamp guy said "that's for two" cause I was paying for both of us. The money guy didn't hear him so we got two stamps and only paid for one ticket. Lucky event no. 1!
Monday Chris and I went to Bath where I bough those pink and silver Converse i've been having wet dreams about, a belt, some sunglasses, ate buffalo burger (yuck - no kangaroo) and then... I was BOUGHT a Rampant Rabbit by my bestest mr friend in the world! Thank you thank you thank you! I have to find batteries. Now! Now now now! We got home and I copied most of his cd's, watched Eddie Izzard and fell asleep during Night of the Hunter.
Tuesday I went to see V Doll and managed to catch the last on-time train before they were all like 2 hours late for the rest of the afternoon. Stroke of luck number two. When I got there her Mom was like high on cold pills. She kept laughing. At everything. Antiques shows. Cooking shows. Car boot sale shows. The cats. Coffee. EVERYTHING! We went to the comic shop. I bought some goodies as usual. Then we went to Blockbuster to rent films and I bought some 3 for 2 ex-rentals. It should have been six for 31.97, which was really good. BUT - the girl only typed 3.97 into the card machine and I *ahem* forgot to point it out to her. Number 3! I grabbed the V Doll, said "walk quickly, don't look back, and get out of eyesight of this shop as soon as possible". It was all very covert. We hid in Sainsbury's where I proceeded to have a laughing fit about my amazing bargain. We watched movies all night. Ate really nice pasta. She got drunk. Took a sleeping pill and would not fucking stay awake, dispite all my best efforts
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Today I was bought Bran Flakes after I had a shower. I was also attacked in the weakest manner possible. The girl is a weakling. But the girl is a cute one. We parted. I sat on the train. Which was boring. And slow. And unrealiable. As fucking usual.
Then I went to the docs and had some very good news. I ate chicken chow mein (again) and a yoghurt.
Just need some chocolate Yazoo and the world will once again be in order xXx
Monday Chris and I went to Bath where I bough those pink and silver Converse i've been having wet dreams about, a belt, some sunglasses, ate buffalo burger (yuck - no kangaroo) and then... I was BOUGHT a Rampant Rabbit by my bestest mr friend in the world! Thank you thank you thank you! I have to find batteries. Now! Now now now! We got home and I copied most of his cd's, watched Eddie Izzard and fell asleep during Night of the Hunter.
Tuesday I went to see V Doll and managed to catch the last on-time train before they were all like 2 hours late for the rest of the afternoon. Stroke of luck number two. When I got there her Mom was like high on cold pills. She kept laughing. At everything. Antiques shows. Cooking shows. Car boot sale shows. The cats. Coffee. EVERYTHING! We went to the comic shop. I bought some goodies as usual. Then we went to Blockbuster to rent films and I bought some 3 for 2 ex-rentals. It should have been six for 31.97, which was really good. BUT - the girl only typed 3.97 into the card machine and I *ahem* forgot to point it out to her. Number 3! I grabbed the V Doll, said "walk quickly, don't look back, and get out of eyesight of this shop as soon as possible". It was all very covert. We hid in Sainsbury's where I proceeded to have a laughing fit about my amazing bargain. We watched movies all night. Ate really nice pasta. She got drunk. Took a sleeping pill and would not fucking stay awake, dispite all my best efforts
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Today I was bought Bran Flakes after I had a shower. I was also attacked in the weakest manner possible. The girl is a weakling. But the girl is a cute one. We parted. I sat on the train. Which was boring. And slow. And unrealiable. As fucking usual.
Then I went to the docs and had some very good news. I ate chicken chow mein (again) and a yoghurt.
Just need some chocolate Yazoo and the world will once again be in order xXx
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For a girl who says she has nothing to do you certainly get out a bit !
ps bec u rok
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