Wake up!
I cannot fathom the rational of the woman. Tea? Why? When i'm sleepy I need something with a kick to wake me up. Like neat whisky or speed or maybe... oh I don't know... STRONG COFFEE! Mom I never drink the tea you make me in the mornings. Please. Give me coffee if you read this. Which I sincerily hope you don't. Oh god what have I done?
Worlds biggest spoiled brat at your service xXx
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I have decided that today will be a periodic update in the same entry.
Note to self: Stop dirty dancing to Hella Good in the shower. It's not cool and no-one can see you.
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Real sore belly. A girl that works in the tattooists is so dumb (incredibly sweet though) it is utterly astonishing as to how she gets in and out of the shower without sustaining injury, or even puts food in her mouth without stabbing her cheek with the fork. They sent her to the chippy and told her to get some deep-fried chicken lips, and she actually asked for them. If I was ever lucky enough to find a chicken with lips instead of a beak i'd a) kiss it and b) NEVER deep fry it. Think of the money you could make on eBay.
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I cannot fathom the rational of the woman. Tea? Why? When i'm sleepy I need something with a kick to wake me up. Like neat whisky or speed or maybe... oh I don't know... STRONG COFFEE! Mom I never drink the tea you make me in the mornings. Please. Give me coffee if you read this. Which I sincerily hope you don't. Oh god what have I done?
Worlds biggest spoiled brat at your service xXx
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I have decided that today will be a periodic update in the same entry.
Note to self: Stop dirty dancing to Hella Good in the shower. It's not cool and no-one can see you.
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Real sore belly. A girl that works in the tattooists is so dumb (incredibly sweet though) it is utterly astonishing as to how she gets in and out of the shower without sustaining injury, or even puts food in her mouth without stabbing her cheek with the fork. They sent her to the chippy and told her to get some deep-fried chicken lips, and she actually asked for them. If I was ever lucky enough to find a chicken with lips instead of a beak i'd a) kiss it and b) NEVER deep fry it. Think of the money you could make on eBay.
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*waves hello to the worlds biggest spoiled brat...
Glad you are happy. Makes me happy. ♥
XOXO
~Ro
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