poolshark

Yesterday, I went to brunch at The Tamarind Club. It turned into an all day, all night event. I had a great brunch. The chef was so kind and made a vegetable roti for me. It was so spicy and yummy. After brunch I swam in their pool for a long time. At 4:00 pm the "Drink The Bar Dry" party started I started it off right with three glasses of Absinthe.



Then an entire bottle of champagne! I asked for a glass of champagne and got a bottle.


After the champagne, I had several different types of mixed drinks. The funniest part of the evening was an English guy tried to fight me. He was drunk and blamed the war in Iraq on me. Like I have that kind of power. If I did there would be no war. I went out in the parking lot because I am stubborn and never back down. There were police officers that actually knew me there so they came down to the parking lot and told the guy that if he even touched me he would be arrested. I just laughed. I was ready to throw down and some him what a girl from the South can do. I'm mostly sugar but I do have some spice as well. I was confident that I could take his scrawny ass. Everything was peaceful after that. I guess he was at least smart enough to not want to spend the night in the BVI prison. There aren't jails at the police stations so everyone is put in the prison. I don't even remember what time I got home this morning. I wasn't driving. Don't Drink and Drive, Kids! Today I am just going to relax and probably do nothing.