poolshark

Last night I had so much fun. I needed to decompress and I did with lots of alcohol and singing. I went to The Last Resort last night. You have to drive to the end of Beef Island and then call The Last Resort for a water taxi. The Last Resort is on it's own tiny little island. Tuesday through Saturdays they have the Singing Chef. After the Chef has finished preparing the meals he comes out and plays tunes for a few hours. He usually has a band with him, but last night it was just him and his guitar. By this time, there were only about 12 people hanging around. The Singing Chef decided to have a musical trivia game. He would start playing a tune and the first one to guess the song correctly got a free tequila shot. He ended up going through about 10 bottles of Jose Cuervo. It got blurry after a while. The Singing Chef ,he is from England, seemed to enjoy my deeply Southern accent because he kept calling me up to the stage to sing with him. I am a horrible singer! My only request is that I get to sing Britney Spears but in the style of Death Metal. He granted my request. I loved that! The audience did as well, they asked for an encore. Just imagine...."Baby One More Time" mixed with Death Metal. The results were pretty fucking awesome. I also sang "Sweet Home Alabama" at the request of the Singing Chef. It was a damn fun night. A bottle of wine, a cosmopolitian, several tequila shots and some other random shot. I was good to go. We talked about meeting up on Sunday at the Tamarind Club. They are having their annual "Drink The Bar Dry party" because they are closing for the season. Maybe some more singing, perhaps? Only if it's Death Metal Britney...I think that's become my new alter ego.