ARRR MATEYS!! I've been a busy little bee. In the last five nights I've either been at a concert, or been dancing like my shoes are on fire. I think that I'm starting to look really sexy as of today, I bought some new fucking awesome clothes, my hair is getting longer, and I think that my penis grew two inches (girth and length.) I saw a homeless man today, I really wanted to cook and eat him.... fo real.... eating homeless people is not wrong, because nobody will miss them and they taste great!! 
the coolest, if you will...