We're headed to a coffee bar show tonight. Some guy Kel keeps hearing about. I've been neglectful of my daily blog reading in an attempt to "Fuck all caring". Ouch. Maybe I'm not ready to bitch just yet about the boy. That would just be expected. I shall do the unexpected. I silence all talk of him! ::snap:::
You people are lovely, by the way. So good to me.
We have this turtle on our patio. He moves around the whole place. Started out in the pond near the garage. Moved near a palm tree. Now I find him in the middle of the walkway. Funny thing is -he's made of plastic - as in not an actual living turtle. We don't know who moves him aroound during the day, but I love it.
We should name him. What do you think? Any suggestions? Keep in mind he rules over a beach house of four single women. 
You people are lovely, by the way. So good to me.
We have this turtle on our patio. He moves around the whole place. Started out in the pond near the garage. Moved near a palm tree. Now I find him in the middle of the walkway. Funny thing is -he's made of plastic - as in not an actual living turtle. We don't know who moves him aroound during the day, but I love it.
We should name him. What do you think? Any suggestions? Keep in mind he rules over a beach house of four single women.
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lepton:
Things are going well. Weird but well. I think the turtle is coming alive at night and is walking around. I would videotape him!!!
lepton:
Oh! Name the turtle: The Turtlenator. You are in California.