Looks like I wasnt the only one left out of the casino trip. John, F, a few others, and I got together to have a poker night. Like I said, Ive never played for money, so it was pretty neat. I pretty much sucked, but I more or less broke even. Apparently, I have a ton of tells, but I was conscious of that and used it to my advantage. Yay for me. 
Ive got a new idea for a short film. It starts like a cheesy horror movie. Two guys (well call them Philip and uhhhJohn) are driving cross country on a stormy night. They pull over to pick up a raggedy hitchhiker (RH). RH is smelly and seems to be muttering to himselfhes obscured by a trench coat and a floppy hat. Hes pretty stereotypically hidden come to think of it. Now Philip and John are nervous about this guy. They hit a bump, and then pull over asking RH to go and see what it was. When he gets out, the guys drive off leaving him on the side of the road.
It pretty dark, but in the back, every once in a while they see a weird shape half jumping, half flying after them. They try to laugh it off and stop to get gas. They mention what they saw half joking to the cashier and he tells them a clich story about a local monster. Philip and John shrug it off, but the shape gets closer. Eventually, they agree, unspoken, that something is following them. They get a flat tire and have to stop.
Frightened, the guys run into an abandoned barn (theres always one). RH comes in. He sheds his coat and hat. Underneath is a grotesque monster. Its a symmetrical. Its skin is covered with puss. Its neck stretches out. Its mouth opens to reveal a giant, disgusting red eye. Its forehead opens like a mouth. And then it talks.
Hisssssssssss
My wallet is in your back seat! Didnt you see my waving behind you?! Ive been following you for twenty miles! Jesus, if you didnt want me in the car, you could have just told me. Do I look like someone who hasnt gotten used to be kicked out of places?
All right, if you want a violent finish, Philip and John could retrieve his wallet and find it filled with the drivers licenses of RHs victims. It ends on a sting.
Its funnier when I act it out, okay?
Ive got a new idea for a short film. It starts like a cheesy horror movie. Two guys (well call them Philip and uhhhJohn) are driving cross country on a stormy night. They pull over to pick up a raggedy hitchhiker (RH). RH is smelly and seems to be muttering to himselfhes obscured by a trench coat and a floppy hat. Hes pretty stereotypically hidden come to think of it. Now Philip and John are nervous about this guy. They hit a bump, and then pull over asking RH to go and see what it was. When he gets out, the guys drive off leaving him on the side of the road.
It pretty dark, but in the back, every once in a while they see a weird shape half jumping, half flying after them. They try to laugh it off and stop to get gas. They mention what they saw half joking to the cashier and he tells them a clich story about a local monster. Philip and John shrug it off, but the shape gets closer. Eventually, they agree, unspoken, that something is following them. They get a flat tire and have to stop.
Frightened, the guys run into an abandoned barn (theres always one). RH comes in. He sheds his coat and hat. Underneath is a grotesque monster. Its a symmetrical. Its skin is covered with puss. Its neck stretches out. Its mouth opens to reveal a giant, disgusting red eye. Its forehead opens like a mouth. And then it talks.
Hisssssssssss
My wallet is in your back seat! Didnt you see my waving behind you?! Ive been following you for twenty miles! Jesus, if you didnt want me in the car, you could have just told me. Do I look like someone who hasnt gotten used to be kicked out of places?
All right, if you want a violent finish, Philip and John could retrieve his wallet and find it filled with the drivers licenses of RHs victims. It ends on a sting.
Its funnier when I act it out, okay?
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emiloo:
I just read the panda thing. I also saved it onto my "quotes" folder, cuz that's just fuckin brilliantly hilarious. (I'm referring to the after school special comment....and the fact that u talked to a panda. 
What did he say????)
What did he say????)
tool_fan462:
heh, i like the non violent ending.