A safe fell on me.
Now, when most people right that, theyre trying to emphasize the emotional impact of an event or else theyre trying to show how arduous a particular work out was. Not me. A safe fell on me.
Im exaggerating a little bit. My brother got a gun safe (Texas, remember?) and asked me to help him install it. Naturally, he wants it on the second floor. He planned it in advancehe had weight belts for us, and he bought a trolley. Problem was hes got a spiral staircase.
We almost got it half way up, at which point it slid back, hitting my leg. That wasnt fun, but it was manageable. To keep it from knocking me down though, I had to push against it with that leg as hard as I could to get leverage and stop it. I was okay until I climbed into my car. Then whatever was holding my leg up snapped, and now my whole left side feels like crap. Eh, its probably just a badly torn muscle, but a safe fell on me. Thats just one of those phrases that is hard to get out of your head.
Fathers Day was fun. We all got together, had lunch, and ended up spending most of the day together. Nothing special, but it was a good time.
Wow, it sucks when your life flashes before your eyes and you realize how boring you are.
Now, when most people right that, theyre trying to emphasize the emotional impact of an event or else theyre trying to show how arduous a particular work out was. Not me. A safe fell on me.
Im exaggerating a little bit. My brother got a gun safe (Texas, remember?) and asked me to help him install it. Naturally, he wants it on the second floor. He planned it in advancehe had weight belts for us, and he bought a trolley. Problem was hes got a spiral staircase.
We almost got it half way up, at which point it slid back, hitting my leg. That wasnt fun, but it was manageable. To keep it from knocking me down though, I had to push against it with that leg as hard as I could to get leverage and stop it. I was okay until I climbed into my car. Then whatever was holding my leg up snapped, and now my whole left side feels like crap. Eh, its probably just a badly torn muscle, but a safe fell on me. Thats just one of those phrases that is hard to get out of your head.
Fathers Day was fun. We all got together, had lunch, and ended up spending most of the day together. Nothing special, but it was a good time.
Wow, it sucks when your life flashes before your eyes and you realize how boring you are.
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And thanks. You actually made me smile.
just as i was writing this comment i discovered dog poop on my shoe, went to clean it off, and puked
with that thought in mind have a good night! or i'll get you with my hammer