Damn, I'm a morbid motherfucker. That last post was, once again, funky. Oh well.
These things should die, except for guys like me. Here I go.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, open to a random page, find line 4. Write down what it says: Look-here is a good man, good by his own lights and the lights of his friends: he is faithful and true to his wife, he adores and lavishes attention on his little children, he cares about his country, he does his job punctiliously, as best he can. (wheh)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: Door knob for a closet.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Chappelle's Show
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 11:45
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 11:53
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: Dave Chappelle. Marathon's rule baby.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?: A few hours ago to walk the dog. (Not a euphamism.)
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?: Sluggy Freelance
9: what are you wearing?: A St. Mary's T-Shirt and shorts.
10: Did you dream last night?: I never remember my dreams.
11: When did you last laugh?: Five minutes ago. (I guess I should add Chappelle to my favorite shows.)
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: A bunch of posters other people put up that never came down.
13: Seen anything weird lately?: I'm on this site. Weird is very relative.
14: What do you think of this quiz?: It beats writing my paper.
15: What is the last film you saw?: That would have to be The Seven Samurai. Good film, but not as good as Rashomon. Maybe I heard too much (belated) hype.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: My parent's mortgage.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm both near sighted and far sighted.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: Make all the fuckheads disapper. To somewhere nice. (Hey, I'd probably be there, so...)
19: Do you like to dance?: Nope
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nut case or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?: ... I'm a minority, a Texan who hates Bush.
21(a): Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Zoe
21(b): Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Riley or Yoshi. (If his mom wasn't hispanic. I wouldn't give Yoshi to a kid in Texas without some type of mixed heritage. Recipe for disaster.)
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?: Propably not. As fucked up as it is here, my family's business is here, and I care about it a lot.
These things should die, except for guys like me. Here I go.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, open to a random page, find line 4. Write down what it says: Look-here is a good man, good by his own lights and the lights of his friends: he is faithful and true to his wife, he adores and lavishes attention on his little children, he cares about his country, he does his job punctiliously, as best he can. (wheh)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: Door knob for a closet.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Chappelle's Show
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 11:45
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 11:53
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: Dave Chappelle. Marathon's rule baby.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?: A few hours ago to walk the dog. (Not a euphamism.)
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?: Sluggy Freelance
9: what are you wearing?: A St. Mary's T-Shirt and shorts.
10: Did you dream last night?: I never remember my dreams.
11: When did you last laugh?: Five minutes ago. (I guess I should add Chappelle to my favorite shows.)
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: A bunch of posters other people put up that never came down.
13: Seen anything weird lately?: I'm on this site. Weird is very relative.
14: What do you think of this quiz?: It beats writing my paper.
15: What is the last film you saw?: That would have to be The Seven Samurai. Good film, but not as good as Rashomon. Maybe I heard too much (belated) hype.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: My parent's mortgage.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm both near sighted and far sighted.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: Make all the fuckheads disapper. To somewhere nice. (Hey, I'd probably be there, so...)
19: Do you like to dance?: Nope
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nut case or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?: ... I'm a minority, a Texan who hates Bush.
21(a): Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Zoe
21(b): Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Riley or Yoshi. (If his mom wasn't hispanic. I wouldn't give Yoshi to a kid in Texas without some type of mixed heritage. Recipe for disaster.)
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?: Propably not. As fucked up as it is here, my family's business is here, and I care about it a lot.
I just realized that Spirited Away is also one of my favorite movies that I forgot to list which I must do soon. Because of that, u are now nominated on my list for coolest person. Oh, the suspense!
Such a dweeb am I.