pomfelo

First...

I may have annoyed Simon Pegg so much he had to make a public statement that his dog wasn't into leather play.

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For real.

The family/work situation got even worse. I don't want to talk about it.

I was told by coworkers that I was reading too much into that class reunion e-mail.

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That was until the next day when a crazy reunion organizer harassed half the people at work trying to get my contact info. Assholes.

I'm a bit sick at the moment. Not a big deal, I'm just a baby.

Tell me something funny to lift my spirits!