Let's see:
-Hang out with cool peeps
- Drink
-Masturbate
-Quit one job
-Masturbate
-Remember masturbate has a "u"
-Hang out with cool peeps
- Drink
-Start new Job
-Masturbate
-Train new job
-Masturbate
- Drink
-Eat
-Hang out with cool peeps
-Sleep
-Work
-Dog has puppies
-Freak out
-Get newish car
-Masturbate
-Figure out what to... Read More
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This is some inception shiz right here - puppies inside a puppy. I'm absolutely terrified about this. She will be having them here in about two weeks.
That's right - two. weeks.
Two.
Dos.
Zwei.
Deux.
.
I am seriously freaking out. I'm running around with my head on fire and everyone is trying to reassure me... Read More
Freak out! That's awesome. AWESOME! Hmmmm ... I hope you can get them to people who love them.
Facts:
1. you will become an animal hoarder.
2. you will hide this from landlord (see Ace Ventura for details on how)
3. you will continuously freak out until you cannot stand up, fall over, take a nap, go to work, come home, and continue to freak.
I think people need to be less dependent on having people in their lives. Interaction is important, but you need to learn how to love yourself first before you can love right? This is a wonderful video. Enjoy yourself.
A video by fiilmaker, Andrea Dorfman, and poet/singer/songwriter, Tanya Davis.
Davis wrote the beautiful poem and performed in the video which Dorfman directed, shot, animated by... Read More