This is what I got to look like for a short time today. How sexy do I look in these?  To think he laughed when I asked, "how much?"
  
Instead I got these:
 
 
Why am I buying two glasses you may ask, or you don't, but nobody cares about you - I just found out that I should have bifocals! WTF!?! So I opted for two separate pairs of glasses. My insurance actually prefers to do two glasses instead of specialty lenses - score!!
I've come to the realization that I could be classified as hipster. Is that a bad thing or a good thing? I don't know, and frankly it's better than the goth stage.
 
This is how we play ispy bisch
    
   
Instead I got these:
 
 
Why am I buying two glasses you may ask, or you don't, but nobody cares about you - I just found out that I should have bifocals! WTF!?! So I opted for two separate pairs of glasses. My insurance actually prefers to do two glasses instead of specialty lenses - score!!
I've come to the realization that I could be classified as hipster. Is that a bad thing or a good thing? I don't know, and frankly it's better than the goth stage.
 
This is how we play ispy bisch
Now here's a kitty  

I like the first set of specs. Not sure why he didn't let you get them ...
you're not a hipster. you're ... very .... normal ... ?