My list:
1) a new fuzzy bathroom floor mat (dark, preferably, with an arcane reference to an obscure cultural icon that symbolically, is completely foreign to my own notions of personal identity if at all possible)
2) bread flour. for making bread.
3) honey. the kind that bees diligently make.
4) buffalo steaks. for eating.
5) We Have never been Modern by Bruno Latour
6) A new coffee table that I can put my feet on so I won't have to get one of those incredibly gauche reclining chairs that have that bottom pop-out thing. )(or the ill-fashioned handles that activate and retract them.)
7) a clothes hamper that has a top on it. This is a must and I don't know how I've lived so long without one. I need a top to be complete.
8) guitar strings and some cords.
9) get my guitar revamped w. new pickups and wiring. maybe a new neck too. Maybe just get a new guitar. Unsure.
10) get thicker trashbags.
11) more button-down shirts. New colors though.
12) an orange tie. To go with the above.
13) light bulbs. good ones.
14) insence (sp?) that doesn't look like it's spelt write.
15) a microwave made after 1985. The one I have now is only slightly smaller than my range oven and ever since the whole-pig-on-a-spit-in-the-freakily-large-microwave incident of '98, I've been thinking it's time for something smaller.
16) a huge, thick wooden cutting board with blood gulleys running the borders and a be-all/end-all, last-one-you'll-ever-buy Butcher's Knife. Preferably from a grage sale. I like wood that has a history.
17) A new copy of the Counting Crows' first album. (that will never get scratched)
18) develop some more old mystery rolls of film shot years ago and kept in my fridge in tiny plastic bags.
19) a Polaroid instant camera
20) picture frames.
21) new glasses with the yellow I-might-be-going-to-the-gun-range-after-here lenses
22) A radio/CD player for work. (I was told i could listen to my music at a reasonable volume... where's my---)
23) a girlfriend who doesn't have a whole lot of free time.
24) a freezer that can just barely fit a carton of Camel Lights (Hard Pack) nestled precariously on top of all the other assorted goodies.
25) fire-engine red spraypaint for my filing cabinet. It's been three years and I still haven't painted that piece of shit.
26) One of those not-really-a-mop Mops that I used to make fun of.
27) a haircut.
28) black grown-up shoes.
29) silverware... service for 12. I'm tired of washing spoons every time I want to eat something.
30) more plates and glasses. (same reason)
Have a great day, kids!