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Inactionville, FL

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Saturday Aug 14, 2004

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I just had a dream where I kept going to the movies to buy a ticket for a show, then ended up forgetting about it and coming home. As soon as I'd get home, i'd remember and then head back there and have to buy another ticket... then I'd forget to go to the who and come back home only to remember once I got home.

rinse.

repeat.

At some point me and a bunch of guys from where I work left to go to the movies, but as soon as we got on the road, a cop hit the lights and started trying to pull everyone over. I was in a small foreign made car with someone who I'm only now realizng had to be David Sedaris, and he swings in front of the cop, who at that point was chasing the guy in front of us, but then Sedaris guns it so the cop chases us instead. When David eventually pulls over and the cop comes to the window and asks "did you know you just sped through a red light?" (which we probably did) David screams at the top of his lungs "IT WASN'T RED!!!!" and the cop immediately turns and walks away. I was surprised at how easy that was. He leaves to go ticket the other folks that had pulled over at the same spot, and we creep away in the car going down the road at like 9 miles an hor, until David gets about 3/4 of a mile down the road where he does a U-Turn and starts to gun it so he can speed past the cop again. I give a token comment about perhaps that not being the wisest thing to do, but even I secretly know that the cop has his hands full and this would be pretty rude to this current manifestation of the powers that be, and so as it happens I'm not at all regretting it.

so that's my dream.


gwotrawk:
Man. I want a dream with David Sedaris in it... I just deamt about parasols....
Aug 15, 2004

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