politeanarchist

I got it in my head that the way to turn around my shitty mood was to get some rays, so I went tanning. Apparently, 10 minutes in a tanning bed is all it takes to give me the most hilariously uneven sunburn.

I need to start coming up with better plans.

This cracked me up, welcome to my head.

Is Pundit Duncan Birch a Worthless Idiot?

Ughhhh....

What to do, what to do.

I've found myself muttering panicked thoughts to myself in public places. A few hours ago, I was picking up some bacon for tomorrow morning, and standing there I blurted out "I-need-to-think-of-something-or-do-something-or-go-someplace-or-find-something."

My bacon did not respond.

And now, it's time for a breakdown.

Happy Sunday, SG.

I spent yesterday evening watching my god son, who fell asleep early anyway. Basically sat on a couch, watched a little basketball, and read "The Big Short." That book's amazing, but you might have to have some familiarity with the lunacy of the corporate world to enjoy it. One of the interesting points the author has is that when he writes these...
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I'm tired of drinking at Mt. Adams. Looks fun, ain't fun.

Something's in the air lately, everyone I know is on a streak of bad luck. Doesn't make any sense, doesn't have to.

So when I was in high school, I took a job placement test. It was one of those long, complicated things they make you take before college. The result? I should be...
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Am I wrong to love this guy?

Rest in peace, buddy. You'll be missed.

Leslie Nielsen Dies at 84

Career advice from my mom over lunch:

Mom: "You should move to New York and be an actor, but also a gigolo on the side."

Me: "If I could be a gigolo, I wouldn't bother acting. Or working in general."

Mom: "But you could use your acting career to advance your gigolo career, and your gigolo career to advance your acting career."

Last night was absolutely nuts, I didn't think I'd make it out of that party alive. I've never seen so many people out having a good time in such a small place, there were cops everywhere. So naturally the first thing I think is "I should blog about this!" At least I found a couch to crash on...