holy shit this hotel is pimpin. i think i may be out of my league here...i forgot to bring fucking toothpaste.
Less than 48 hours to final interview. Have a fuckload to do. Cats won't let me sleep.
Spacelord motha motha.
Spacelord motha motha.
I think I've figured out why I haven't been liking Hershey Kisses lately. I've been eating them one at a time, but to truly enjoy them you have to pop three in at a time.
A lot of us feel like they've got nowhere to go but up. Here's hopin' that's true.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
When I moved into this apartment 8 or 9 months ago, I decided to save money by not having my cable turned on. This afternoon, I finally had it switched on. Here is a sampling of shows I can choose from:
Seinfeld
Family Guy
Cops
Chapelle Show (marathon)
Dukes of Hazzard
Holy shit. Have they seriously not made any new TV shows in the last...
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Seinfeld
Family Guy
Cops
Chapelle Show (marathon)
Dukes of Hazzard
Holy shit. Have they seriously not made any new TV shows in the last...
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legman:
"Have they seriously not made any new TV shows in the last year? Five years?"
either none worth watching, or none that went long enough to go into syndicated reruns! Veronica Mars only made it THREE years! or they're cable shows, like the Sopranos.
either none worth watching, or none that went long enough to go into syndicated reruns! Veronica Mars only made it THREE years! or they're cable shows, like the Sopranos.
Merry Xmas SG.
Got a new toaster and Black Ops. Not too shabby.
Got a new toaster and Black Ops. Not too shabby.
Done dirt cheap.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mwahahahahahahaha!
So they want to meet me! SNAP! Flyin' me out, puttin' me up in a fuckin' 5 star hotel, finally some respect around here!
Here's my plan for how to handle the interview:
So they want to meet me! SNAP! Flyin' me out, puttin' me up in a fuckin' 5 star hotel, finally some respect around here!
Here's my plan for how to handle the interview:
Basically, all it takes is Sandy to show up and I'm done with any given Spongebob episode.
Maybe I feel a little better. Dunno. I'm in a weird place today.
I overcooked my chicken noodle soup, basically turned to sludge. So that was no good. But today the thing I muttered to myself was "I-don't-know." I was looking at groceries, so people probably just thought I was a careful consumer, not a crazy guy talking to Chef Boyardee.
Progress by any other...
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I overcooked my chicken noodle soup, basically turned to sludge. So that was no good. But today the thing I muttered to myself was "I-don't-know." I was looking at groceries, so people probably just thought I was a careful consumer, not a crazy guy talking to Chef Boyardee.
Progress by any other...
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zipporah:
I have spoken with the Chef. He was my best friend for a week when I had bronchitis. All I wanted to eat was ravioli, and he's a wonderful listener. 