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Goddamn magellan. took me all over indiana. back in chicago, finally.
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Yey! Talking to a person!

Oops! Transferred to a new person. Back on hold.

What else? Have I mentioned that moving to a new city has made me horny as hell? Why does that happen?

Seriously. I was all about my bank teller the other day. She was friendly, but was she checking-my-balance-have-a-nice-day friendly, or was she hey-look-at-these friendly? How to tell? The world spins...
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Sitting on hold for 10 minutes and counting. My neck hurts. How can they be this busy on a Friday afternoon?

Just starting using that Dove body wash for men they've been advertising. I smell great.

Also, I started using bed head instead of pomade. My hair kinda rocks now. The barber who turned me on to it gave me a full-on Zoolander haircut. I've...
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Took a road trip to buy a 30 year old camper. Deal fell thru when the seller turned out not to be legit. It's complicated.

Ended up blowing a ton of money on strippers and liquor instead. That part wasn't complicated.
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Great, so there's gonna be a freakin' blizzard in Chicago when I was supposed to go apt scouting.

This move is gonna be hard.
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10 addresses in 10 years? How did I do it?

The things you learn filling out a background check.
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Holy shit though, right?

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Take a load off, Annie. Put the load right on me.

My brother's moving away. I'm moving away. Things are dying in a beautiful way. I feel like I'm in love with something I can't see.
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Hired.

Big raise? Check. Position increase? Check. New, pimpin city? Check.

How sweet is that. I'm gonna fucking love Chicago.

Since as far back as I can remember, even numbered years have always sucked. 2010 may just as well have never happened, and I think we'd all be better off.

2011, be good to me. I'm an alright guy when you get to know me.
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Well, "out of my league" was right. Still, at least I got a trip to the city out of it. It was cool to see someplace new, I wish I'd have hit the bars or something while I was there. I guess I'll find out the final verdict around Wednesday or Thursday, but we'll see.

There's no ignoring that there's a direct correlation between the...
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