The are no more revolutions.
Gigolo's is the funniest fucking show on television.
Had a cute barber today. Great smile, killer body.
She's 19. Sigh...when did I get old?
She's 19. Sigh...when did I get old?
Watching Roadhouse, drinking Mirassou out of the bottle. How did this weekend get away from me?
On a kind of related note, I need to find a new brand of condom. These orange Trojans ain't doin it.
I shoulda been a bouncer.
On a kind of related note, I need to find a new brand of condom. These orange Trojans ain't doin it.
I shoulda been a bouncer.
So match.com keeps trying to set me up with women that are way better looking than me. There should be some appearance voting system. I'm a two, and think that system would stop me from getting paired with nines.
legman:
it's a glitch.
USE IT!
USE IT!
How awesome is RC Cola?
legman:
i didn't know they STILL made that!
Bwahahahahaha!
Fuck, a little drunk on a Tuesday night. Good wine though. Estancia.
The devil in retirement.
I'm thinking of taking up sailing. Love water, love boats, should start sailing. That equation hangs together, right?
Been at a convention for the last two days. The hardest part about this job is going to be the phony-ness. I just can't fake it, but honestly the world turns on that shit, so I might as well get with the program.
Been at a convention for the last two days. The hardest part about this job is going to be the phony-ness. I just can't fake it, but honestly the world turns on that shit, so I might as well get with the program.