politeanarchist

The cable goes out and with it, the internet. The technician comes over to fix it, and when it finally gets going up pops SG on my laptop with Dice's booty on the front page. Slightly embarrassing.

So I'm standing in the kitchen in my underwear, wearing latex gloves and hand feeding pre-mashed-up worms to my blind lizard when I realize that I'm an abnormal guy. Still, I maintain that I reached this state through purely logical means.

Things are going good. I usually bitch, but everything's been pretty solid lately. Going to Miami, gonna kick it in the sun down in smuggler's paradise.

It's weird to me how women want me nowadays. I had a special lady friend, we slept together a handful of times, everything seemed pretty typical. The first time something seemed amiss was when I asked her if she missed me after a long vacation. She avoided responding, which was odd. As time went by I couldn't squeeze any kind of emotional response out of...
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New anthem?

Is back.

Sick in bed.

Wit has the front page. I'm (still) in love.

Lost my driver's license a month ago - just got a replacement today. Drunk as hell.

I still don't understand this song. What's this dude talking about?