Metropolis = new favorite movie.
unknownmisery:
It is a CLASSIC!
Too drunk to follow the Maltese Falcon...time to switch over to Futurama...
unknownmisery:
Yikes. Good luck.
I'm never drinking bourbon county again.
stormyent:
I will never take shots of Jamison again.
unknownmisery:
That is a sound policy:)
So the pool table at this bar breaks sometimes, and there are only two ways to fix it. If you have long, skinny arms (me), you can reach up into the machine and pick out the balls that are stuck. If you have large, powerful arms (this other dude), you can lift up the table at one end and tilt it.
It's important to know...
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legman:
I'd let someone ELSE fix it. I don't WORK there!
Finally gave up on match.com. When you cancel your service, they ask what they could have done better to match you. I shot straight with my answer, and admitted that I'm just too obtuse to be easily matched.
It does remind me of my last match date. I was out drinking with a girl, and she said "This may be the beer talking, but I...
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It does remind me of my last match date. I was out drinking with a girl, and she said "This may be the beer talking, but I...
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legman:
"they ask what they could have done better to match you."
THAT reminds me of one of the jobs i quit. they asked me questions after I quit. "Why am I quitting? BEING TIRED OF WORKING FOR CHEAP ASSHOLES MIGHT BE PART OF IT."
"and she said "This may be the beer talking, but I think you're a six!" "
better than being a 4, I guess!
THAT reminds me of one of the jobs i quit. they asked me questions after I quit. "Why am I quitting? BEING TIRED OF WORKING FOR CHEAP ASSHOLES MIGHT BE PART OF IT."
"and she said "This may be the beer talking, but I think you're a six!" "
better than being a 4, I guess!Just discovered the Eels, getting way into them. Check this out, do yourself a favor.
Mmmm I think it's time to give up on the Match.com thing. Meeting a ton of women hasn't been the boon I thought. They show up late, they don't call back, yadda yadda. What I need is a star on the walk of fame, but how to get it?
Also, I just figured out you can by clothes on Amazon, and I've got a kickass...
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Also, I just figured out you can by clothes on Amazon, and I've got a kickass...
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danette:
I don't know what to say, but don't give up about know a nice girl... And still being the nice guy, don't change for nobody 
I hope you have a nice week dear!
I hope you have a nice week dear!
I'm floating in the most peculiar way.
legman:
that's because the swimming pool is full of JELLO!
Holy shit, new anthem.
The consequences of yesterday are impossible to calculate, the prospects of tomorrow are impossible to ignore.