So I walked in on a dude beating off in the men's room at the grocery. Allow me to elaborate.
So there I am out in the middle of fuckin nowhere on a road trip. I've been stuck in traffic for hours and need some caffeine and a bathroom break, so I stop into a local store to score some Red Bull and take a leak. I walk in to the men's room, and a there's a dude standing at one of the urinals, wheezing and panting. He's early middle aged, overweight, with a comic-book-guy style goatee/ponytail combo. At first, I don't get what's going on, but decide to piss in a stall (as opposed to standing next to him). In short order I figure out what's going on just from the sheer noise of it all. I finish and walk out. As the door is closing behind me, I hear this loud thump. He has walked out directly behind me, not so much as a hand wash.
So there I am out in the middle of fuckin nowhere on a road trip. I've been stuck in traffic for hours and need some caffeine and a bathroom break, so I stop into a local store to score some Red Bull and take a leak. I walk in to the men's room, and a there's a dude standing at one of the urinals, wheezing and panting. He's early middle aged, overweight, with a comic-book-guy style goatee/ponytail combo. At first, I don't get what's going on, but decide to piss in a stall (as opposed to standing next to him). In short order I figure out what's going on just from the sheer noise of it all. I finish and walk out. As the door is closing behind me, I hear this loud thump. He has walked out directly behind me, not so much as a hand wash.