Am I wrong to love this guy?
Career advice from my mom over lunch:
Mom: "You should move to New York and be an actor, but also a gigolo on the side."
Me: "If I could be a gigolo, I wouldn't bother acting. Or working in general."
Mom: "But you could use your acting career to advance your gigolo career, and your gigolo career to advance your acting career."
Mom: "You should move to New York and be an actor, but also a gigolo on the side."
Me: "If I could be a gigolo, I wouldn't bother acting. Or working in general."
Mom: "But you could use your acting career to advance your gigolo career, and your gigolo career to advance your acting career."
Last night was absolutely nuts, I didn't think I'd make it out of that party alive. I've never seen so many people out having a good time in such a small place, there were cops everywhere. So naturally the first thing I think is "I should blog about this!" At least I found a couch to crash on...
if i die, tell my story.
So that huge storm hit this area yesterday. The highways were all flooded, which meant that on the hour drive to thanksgiving dinner my car was hydroplaning every other minute.
You know what problem you might have if your car is basically floating? Well, you might have a flat tire, and not be able to tell, because your car is all over the road to...
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You know what problem you might have if your car is basically floating? Well, you might have a flat tire, and not be able to tell, because your car is all over the road to...
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Sorry, was bummed out yesterday. Interviewer called an hour early. Interview went ok, went on for 45 minutes, at the end he asked me who I had done my second round interview with.
"Ummm....I have my notes from the interview right here...but, uh, it, uh, looks like I wrote down everything but his name."
"Was it so-an-so?"
"No, that doesn't sound familiar. I don't think...
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"Ummm....I have my notes from the interview right here...but, uh, it, uh, looks like I wrote down everything but his name."
"Was it so-an-so?"
"No, that doesn't sound familiar. I don't think...
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Well, fuck. That coulda gone better.
gypsysaint:
I love bearded dragons
legman:
job stuff? 
3rd round interview tomorrow. You know the drill.
Beer? Check.
American Dad? Check.
More beer? Word.
Beer? Check.
American Dad? Check.
More beer? Word.
So today I noticed that one of my suits (the one I've been wearing to conventions as well as my grandma's funeral) has a big hole in the butt. How long's that been going on?
I guess I've heard worse excuses to go suit shopping.
I guess I've heard worse excuses to go suit shopping.
Second round interview tomorrow. Can't sleep, gotta get up early, ughhhhh. Beer and Mystery Science Theater, take me away, 
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legman:
good luck! 
It's raining out, and the gutters are dripping water onto the HVAC unit outside my window. Puts me to sleep every time.