When I moved into this apartment 8 or 9 months ago, I decided to save money by not having my cable turned on. This afternoon, I finally had it switched on. Here is a sampling of shows I can choose from:
Seinfeld
Family Guy
Cops
Chapelle Show (marathon)
Dukes of Hazzard
Holy shit. Have they seriously not made any new TV shows in the last...
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Seinfeld
Family Guy
Cops
Chapelle Show (marathon)
Dukes of Hazzard
Holy shit. Have they seriously not made any new TV shows in the last...
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Merry Xmas SG.
Got a new toaster and Black Ops. Not too shabby.
Got a new toaster and Black Ops. Not too shabby.
Done dirt cheap.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mwahahahahahahaha!
So they want to meet me! SNAP! Flyin' me out, puttin' me up in a fuckin' 5 star hotel, finally some respect around here!
Here's my plan for how to handle the interview:
So they want to meet me! SNAP! Flyin' me out, puttin' me up in a fuckin' 5 star hotel, finally some respect around here!
Here's my plan for how to handle the interview:
Basically, all it takes is Sandy to show up and I'm done with any given Spongebob episode.
Maybe I feel a little better. Dunno. I'm in a weird place today.
I overcooked my chicken noodle soup, basically turned to sludge. So that was no good. But today the thing I muttered to myself was "I-don't-know." I was looking at groceries, so people probably just thought I was a careful consumer, not a crazy guy talking to Chef Boyardee.
Progress by any other...
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I overcooked my chicken noodle soup, basically turned to sludge. So that was no good. But today the thing I muttered to myself was "I-don't-know." I was looking at groceries, so people probably just thought I was a careful consumer, not a crazy guy talking to Chef Boyardee.
Progress by any other...
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zipporah:
I have spoken with the Chef. He was my best friend for a week when I had bronchitis. All I wanted to eat was ravioli, and he's a wonderful listener. 
I got it in my head that the way to turn around my shitty mood was to get some rays, so I went tanning. Apparently, 10 minutes in a tanning bed is all it takes to give me the most hilariously uneven sunburn.
I need to start coming up with better plans.
I need to start coming up with better plans.
Ughhhh....
What to do, what to do.
I've found myself muttering panicked thoughts to myself in public places. A few hours ago, I was picking up some bacon for tomorrow morning, and standing there I blurted out "I-need-to-think-of-something-or-do-something-or-go-someplace-or-find-something."
My bacon did not respond.
And now, it's time for a breakdown.
What to do, what to do.
I've found myself muttering panicked thoughts to myself in public places. A few hours ago, I was picking up some bacon for tomorrow morning, and standing there I blurted out "I-need-to-think-of-something-or-do-something-or-go-someplace-or-find-something."
My bacon did not respond.
And now, it's time for a breakdown.
legman:
i'd be more concerned if the bacon DID respond!
Happy Sunday, SG.
I spent yesterday evening watching my god son, who fell asleep early anyway. Basically sat on a couch, watched a little basketball, and read "The Big Short." That book's amazing, but you might have to have some familiarity with the lunacy of the corporate world to enjoy it. One of the interesting points the author has is that when he writes these...
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I spent yesterday evening watching my god son, who fell asleep early anyway. Basically sat on a couch, watched a little basketball, and read "The Big Short." That book's amazing, but you might have to have some familiarity with the lunacy of the corporate world to enjoy it. One of the interesting points the author has is that when he writes these...
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I'm tired of drinking at Mt. Adams. Looks fun, ain't fun.
Something's in the air lately, everyone I know is on a streak of bad luck. Doesn't make any sense, doesn't have to.
So when I was in high school, I took a job placement test. It was one of those long, complicated things they make you take before college. The result? I should be...
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Something's in the air lately, everyone I know is on a streak of bad luck. Doesn't make any sense, doesn't have to.
So when I was in high school, I took a job placement test. It was one of those long, complicated things they make you take before college. The result? I should be...
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either none worth watching, or none that went long enough to go into syndicated reruns! Veronica Mars only made it THREE years! or they're cable shows, like the Sopranos.