politeanarchist

Sitting on hold for 10 minutes and counting. My neck hurts. How can they be this busy on a Friday afternoon?

Just starting using that Dove body wash for men they've been advertising. I smell great.

Also, I started using bed head instead of pomade. My hair kinda rocks now. The barber who turned me on to it gave me a full-on Zoolander haircut. I've...
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Took a road trip to buy a 30 year old camper. Deal fell thru when the seller turned out not to be legit. It's complicated.

Ended up blowing a ton of money on strippers and liquor instead. That part wasn't complicated.

Great, so there's gonna be a freakin' blizzard in Chicago when I was supposed to go apt scouting.

This move is gonna be hard.

10 addresses in 10 years? How did I do it?

The things you learn filling out a background check.

Holy shit though, right?

Take a load off, Annie. Put the load right on me.

My brother's moving away. I'm moving away. Things are dying in a beautiful way. I feel like I'm in love with something I can't see.

Hired.

Big raise? Check. Position increase? Check. New, pimpin city? Check.

How sweet is that. I'm gonna fucking love Chicago.

Since as far back as I can remember, even numbered years have always sucked. 2010 may just as well have never happened, and I think we'd all be better off.

2011, be good to me. I'm an alright guy when you get to know me.

Well, "out of my league" was right. Still, at least I got a trip to the city out of it. It was cool to see someplace new, I wish I'd have hit the bars or something while I was there. I guess I'll find out the final verdict around Wednesday or Thursday, but we'll see.

There's no ignoring that there's a direct correlation between the...
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holy shit this hotel is pimpin. i think i may be out of my league here...i forgot to bring fucking toothpaste.

Less than 48 hours to final interview. Have a fuckload to do. Cats won't let me sleep.

Spacelord motha motha.

I think I've figured out why I haven't been liking Hershey Kisses lately. I've been eating them one at a time, but to truly enjoy them you have to pop three in at a time.

A lot of us feel like they've got nowhere to go but up. Here's hopin' that's true.

Happy New Year.