poketroket

Spent the last 12 hours packing and moving but the new place has no power! Im back at the old place, thank f**k we have power and the net is still! on!

No clothes to change, no toiletries, no towels no clothes equals me not leaving. BUT i have wine glasses and a bottle of wine... YES!!! But no bloody opener! Its a Saturday night and everyone is out - no neighbours to rescue me

Any ideas how to open wine with no opener? Here are my tools:

knife
spoon
fork
camera
foxtel remote
gatorade
shot glass
keys
macbook
toaster
kettle


MacGyver where are you???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you abandon me and decide to fight aliens and travel to other worlds?? Why??!!