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No birthday would be complete without feeling like shit.

Man I suck! Jocelynn bought me a nano for my b-day and I managed to put a badass scratch in it within hours of opening it up. Being a klutz is nothing new to me but it never ceases to hurt when you quickly tarnish something new.

Tofurkey and poker, that's what Easter's all about! heard a good new album lately? Suggest something please as I am geting tired of my current playlist. Danke!

Is it strange to not want to celebrate your birthday? Every year I get all anxious and worked up over my imminent b-day only to find myself disappointed or severely hung over. Add that to the fact that a great many of my closest friends have either recently moved away or are, for whatever reasons, missing in action. I know I could leave it up...
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I'm about to open a 12 pack of caramel wagon wheels. If you don't hear from me soon, alert the paramedics.

I am the third wheel. Scratch that, I am the fifth wheel. Better yet, I am the wobbly left training wheel of the fifth wheel. Don't get me wrong, as far as feeling somewhat of an outsider goes, this gig isn't so bad. I just wish my friends weren't such embarrassments sometimes. C'est la vie; be it one's family or friends... if you're not embarrassing...
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So I rock. Jocelynn found out the best buy passcode to purchase presale Police tickets but somehow didn't type it in properly. COming out of the bathroom a minute later than anticipated i discovered, much to my dismay, that "the code doesn't work!". Being as incredulous as I was paid off because when I tried it it did work and so I managed to grab...
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