pokes

So i've started class and am almost done week one. Have to say that all in all, things are looking up. I sat down next to the most attractive girl in each of my classes and introduced myself and proceeded to chat them up. I'm knida ashamed to admit that my gorgsoue study-buddy is 5 years my junior, which coupled with the fact that i'm finally starting to lose a bit of hair has made me temporarily feel old. S'ok, all that is counterbalanced by all the interested eyes I can feel on me as i walk my campus.
Sadly my philosophy prof is a total jackass. Though, in so much as i've had him before it's my fault for not knowing already. Basically he's one of those profs who's incapable of dismissing anything a student says as anything but provocative; he unhuhs ignoramuses and lets them monoploize the lecture with their supposedly contraversial views that ammount, in my opinion at least, to nothing more than feeble attempt to impress their peers. Thankfully i have a bombshell sitting next to me, flirting throughout the class, or i'd likely cease to attend.
Also, i have a chica in one of my classes who's absolutely drop-dead beautiful but has a slightly chubby physique. I'm not sure what to make of her as it takes every ounce of self-restraint to not go hit on her but basicalyl she has the face of a goddess and the body of a housewife. Give it a week and i'm sure i'll have forgotten all about her figure and will be mesmerized by her profile, if not involved with her. Oh school, i absolutely love you. Where else am i gonna meet all these sexy ladies? Joy is me, at least until they start assigning work.