pokes

Everyone has seen the Big Lebowski, however, not everyone has been the dude themself. Yesterday, while driving in gridlocked traffic i dropped a joint in my lap, scrambled to not burn my crotch, and looked up just in time to see myself plow into an ugly suv in front of me. Their car was practically untouched, excluding a decent horrizontal scratch on the bottom half of their bumper. Now beacuse i drive a prelude which is ever so low to the ground my bumper wasn't even part of this accident. I completely missed my bumper and went hood-first into their bumper, folding my hood upwards, thereby blocking visibility and making my car pretty much undrivable. Joy! So what can i do? My insurance is sure to go up and it would seem that there's no way to fix that, right? It would be crazy to recklessly headbang in the hopes of inflicting whiplash or maybe a hyperextended neck right? I mean that's totally outrageous... the notion that one could inflict an injury typical of car accidents upon themselves in an attempt to defraud the insurance company.