i just watched yan can cook on public television and ate an entire lime. i feel like i need to document this moment. this is what happens when no one else is home.
captspaulding:
Dude, you are strong like bull!
fuck. it took me twenty years to figure it out, but i finally understand the meaning of the word empathy. i feel horrible.
:sorry in advance (you know who you are) if this post is entirely unappropriate:
:sorry in advance (you know who you are) if this post is entirely unappropriate:
captspaulding:
Don't worry, brother. It's ok. I am thankful for friends like you.
its been a pretty awesome week. i love not having to worry about class, but i think it just makes me lazy. all i want to do all week is sit on my ass and watch television, which is pretty much what ive done. josh and i both had tuesday and wednesday off, and well, we didnt do a fucking thing...except eat and play tony...
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cheers and beers. xmas party was the shit, still going on, me and josh at least, the real motherfuckers. go go gadit drunk motherfucker. fuck your shit eat my shit fuck you poop. 
all A's this semester. fuck yeah.
drinking alone tonight. thats right, it takes a rare breed, but im just the man for the job. i guess ill just have to celebrate my fat ass, super-late, refund check all by my lonesome.
shit can get pretty boring when youre underage and all of your peers are out partying. these next few months are going to be fucking excruciating.
shit can get pretty boring when youre underage and all of your peers are out partying. these next few months are going to be fucking excruciating.
captspaulding:
I second the ferret hunt. You bring a couple of burlap sacks and I will bring a billy club or something like that. Or we could just try and charm the ferrets into our clutches, but, my money is on bonking them over the head and stuffing them into a sack. At least, it would be more fun than trying to run game on 'em.
Or, there is always old reliable alcohol. That could work...we're gonna have to do something though. WE AIN'T LEAVIN' TILL WE'RE FUCKING!!!
Or, there is always old reliable alcohol. That could work...we're gonna have to do something though. WE AIN'T LEAVIN' TILL WE'RE FUCKING!!!
show last night was fun. madd hatters rocked, jack ruby played a few songs with them and i got to dance with ruby yelling in my ears. HR was kinda boppin around the mushroom all night too, i got to make him some food. it was kinda surreal, all these fucking legends just kicking it, eating pizza and shit. HR's set was fun but it...
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man, i fucking love the holidays. ill be totally done with school on wednesday. plenty of time to work, and speaking of work, i got a raise yesterday that i didnt even ask for. fuck yeah. next monday is the christmas party with free drafts and free select liquor. madd hatters, dub agents, and HR tomorrow night. and above all, ill have plenty of time...
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captspaulding:
I am going to show my ass so bad at the Crimmus party...oh yeah:
I ain't leavin' till I'm fuckin'!!!!
I ain't leavin' till I'm fuckin'!!!!
medeia:
thanxs for your comment on my set 
geez. i have to present my research on college age smoking and drinking today. then my horrific fucking week will be over. mostly. i get to sit on my ass all day tomorrow until i work at 6. then saturday and sunday ill be writing an essay. at least shit is finally winding down.
on an unrelated note: i would like to make babies with...
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